English is FUN...Isn't It???

English is fun...

Itu kata guru inggris kalo lo lagi ngeles inggris (ya iyalah...kalo tu guru bilang...english is da*n HARD man, you better just give up now...!! bisa makan batu dia aka gak digaji!!)

Nah...critanya gw skrg jadi guru inggris juga (cuit...cuit...uhuy!)...jadi gw wajib ngomong english is fun ke murid gw...
Siapakah murid gw??
>> Masi inget sama si IT baru yang cuma bisa ngomong..."WHO"...? <<
Nah...dia murid gw...(gak usa dijelasin alesannya kenapa dia ngeles kan??)

Yah...inilah rangkuman pelajaran inggris gw bersama si CUPU (si IT baru)...

Case 1

Situasi : Si Cupu abis lembur...

Gw : who took u home?
Cupu : ah...me go alone...
Gw : Really? u went home by yourself?
Cupu : YES!
Gw : Wow...Cool!!
Cupu : Cool? No...it's hot...I feel hot, not cool...
Gw : ...T_T

Case 2

Gw : I worry about our project...
Cupu : Woori? what is woori?? woori...woori...woori...ckckck...*buat gerakan manggil2 gukguk*
Gw : *pengen nangis*

Case 3

Cupu : WILL for tomorrow and next, next, next...ok?
Gw : Yes. Like, I will have dinner with my boss tomorrow...
Cupu : ok! Understand.
Gw : Good, make a sentence then...
Cupu : I will sick tomorrow...? ok?
Gw : ... *langsung nyodorin tangan buat diramal*

Special Case

Gw : Boss, we need to make new wallpapers design for Chinese New Year...
Yogi Bear : Ok...just proceed...
Gw : ok...
YB : wait...next year will be the year of what? *mikir* cow?? ahh no...*puas* BEEF!!
Gw : (langsung telpon Mc.D...pesen beef wallpaper 1...bungkus!!)